Here are all of my Jokes


Hello... welcome to the psychiatric hotline!
  • If you are obsessive compulsive--press 1 repeatedly.
  • If you are codependent--ask someone to press 2.
  • If you are a multiple personality--press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
  • If you are paranoid--we know who you are and we're tracing the call.
  • If you are schizophrenic--a little voice will tell you what to do.
  • If you are depressed--it doesn't matter what you do, nobody cares anyway.